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LOOK AT ME, I'M AN ATTENTION WHORE! CRYING, SCREAMING, DRAMA GIVE ME MORE! HITHER AND TITHER, IT DOES NOT WITHER! BOYS, GIRLS, SHORT AND TALL! MY DRAMA SHALL PLAGUE THEM ALL! ADDICTED TO THE BENEDICTIONS FROM BENEFACTORS, I'VE THE STRENGTH OF TEN-MILLION TRACTORS! FEEL THE WRATH OF MY CAPS, IT FEELS LIKE IT TAPS ON YOUR SANITY SLOWLY DAY-BY-DAY I WILL DRAIN PLUCK THE HAIRS FROM YOUR MANE ONE-BY-ONE I WILL MAKE YOU INSANE i don't even know what the fuck this is

The following short-story you are about to read is based off of the short-story: I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream by Harlan Ellison. I do not know who originally created this, but I found it in a thread on 4chan. Presumably, the OP wrote it. It has been 113 years, 3 months, and 16 days since the Announcer trapped us down here. The only reason I know this is because she likes to remind us gleefully of how long we have been her prisoners whenever the occasion arises, which is far too often for my tastes. Scout is curled up next to me, clinging to me like a baby monkey as he twitches in his sleep. It has been about 75 years since he was rend

I truly, truly appreciate the drawing you did for me. To dedicate such time and effort into a drawing, for me just helping you? But of course you're welcome. You are my best friend, and I'll always be here for you. Once again, there's no way I can say how much I love the drawing. I'll never cease to help you.